The Sexy Young Hip Rock Gods

Fococcia Cannoli Yelling & vodka		Favorite Drink: Vodka and a splash of whatever's handy In the CD Player: Sinatra...got a problem wit' dat? Turn Ons: Yelling at Torg, the audience, sound men, drivers... Turn Offs: Bridges
GG Duce Flatulence & more yelling		Favorite Drink: The Champaign of beers baby In the CD Player: Cradle of Filth, Cock & Ball Torture Turn Ons: Star Wars, jacking, necrophilia Turn Offs: Midgets. Not too crazy about clowns either.
Mandingo Cummings Hittin' stuff, smoking		Favorite Drink: Lethal dosages of coffee, with slyly large portions of bourbon mixed therein In the CD Player: Rock?  What is this "rock" you speak of? Turn Ons: Coffee, toast, lurking silently. Turn Offs: The smell of cat pee
J.J. Jizzum Bass, Aquatic poultry experiments		Favorite Drink: cheap booze-type liquids In the CD Player: Grog, Municipal Waste Turn Ons: Liquified mexican food Turn Offs: Old lady drivers
Uncle Peco Round guitars		Favorite Drink: Brooklyn Brewery Pumpkin Beer In the CD Player: Goatwhore, Tom Waits, Celtic Frost Turn Ons: Aqua Teen, sleep Turn Offs: Tunnels
Yukon Cunnilingus Pointy guitars		Favorite Drink: weird micro brews In the CD Player: anything with pointy guitars Turn Ons: small dogs. bear killin', doing disturbing gay shit to his bandmates Turn Offs: Minnesota