11/29/2007:  Just got back from another fantastically successful west coast tour.  We hit some places that we never have before, and want to throw out a special THANK YOU to the fans who came out and made us feel so welcome!  A very special thanks to the bands who let us use their gear, wouldn'ta happened without ya.  Due to Uncle Peco and JJ Jizzum's incarceration for public paint huffing, we had to do it with 1/3 of our crew gone but Yukon Cunnilingus made it happen with some ingenious electronic mojo allowing him to drive both the guitar and bass parts.   Torg was also very impressed with the quality of the bathtub crank out west. Kudos boys! 

Also, looks like the boys are inking another record deal.  More as this develops, but recording of another platter of retardation is set to start in early spring '08, tenatively titled Drinking Ourselves to Failure.  Tracks (and future classics) include:

• The Beast Too Dumb To Die

• Stolen from the 80s

• Drag King

• Suburban Class Warrior

• Fun With Sharts

• You're a Whore Cuz You're Doin' ME

Oh, and Torg was a nominee again this year at the Indianapolis Punk Rock Night awards.  This time it was for "Drunkest Performance".  Sadly we did not triumph this time, but we'll just haveta try harder for next year.  Torg previously has won the "What the Fuck Was That" award, which I guess is a good thing?